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|1-Love's Young Dream...
|2-CRUSHED!!!
The Close of a Saga
By aLaDDiN SAnE
In the saga of myself and Heady Lemarr (the nom-de-plume of the lass I
head-butted and later fell into pseudo-love with), alas the affair is
over! All too soon, the fire in my heart has died and left naught but a
pile of lifeless ashes!
...'Ere, that's quite poetic, in a tragic kind of way, watch out
Laureate, here's aLaDDiN SAnE!
I realised all was lost on Saturday, when the object of my misplaced
affection took me aside and told me she was peeved because another bird
was interested in her current boyfriend, and basically she was gonna
scratch her eyes out! This told me in no uncertain terms,
"Look Mate! I'm perfectly happy with my current boyfriend, so Fuck off
and leave me alone!"
So, my version of events is that the young lady in question was a little
put off that her boyfriend wasn't acting very boyfriend-ly, and so she
began to flirt with me, to get him jealous (Yes! That age-old tale!),
what worries me is that women still do that kind of thing. I mean, she
didn't know me that well, and I could have been a rapist or something
and would, as she had flirted to obviously with me, end up attacking
her. Now you know and I know that I wouldn't do that, but she most
certainly did NOT!!! Still, some women don't think about that kind of
thing!
So that is the end of this little affraire du coeur, never mind! I did
say that there were THREE lasses interested in me, so I've still got two
left, WEHAAAAY!!!!!!!
Though I feel used and abused, I'll still be writing for the Word!
TTFN
aLaDDiN SAnE
(1974 - 199?)
P.S. Curiously enough, I feel remarkably relieved by the
whole thing. A bit of honest infatuation does you good
now and again!
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